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CLINICAL ASSESSMENT · PEER-REVIEWED BY ME

What kind of dink-bro are you?

Five questions. One diagnosis. This instrument is 100% accurate and has been validated by a sample size of one (1) very confident man. There are no wrong answers, only revealing ones.

THE SCOUT'S OWN RESULTS

I have taken this assessment forty-one times. Here is the average.

GAME-STYLE MIX

The Banger60%
The Gear Goblin50%
The Consolation Champion30%

Total: 140%. That's called effort.

SUPERPOWER: Confidence.

BLIND SPOT: None found. I looked.